Pete and Nikki, bless.
maddened, afflicted and sectioned members of society deserve our affection even more than everyone else; reason: when you are totally drunk they MAKE SENSE. ive now watched a silent sleeping room full of housemates for an hour, and pete has just made a crazy noise in his sleep. scared the bejeesus out of me. its not good, but its entertaining.
and nikki! im so sad she has been voted out. she has taken mental to a new level, its like if paris hiltons mini dog could talk.....
met the girl who was catering for cheryl tweedy and ashly coles wedding tonite. when i told her i am a WAG fan, she offered me work! for you, my dear friends and readers, if only i had known earlier, i would have accepted this as an undercover assignment. will see what i can do in the future... Rosie refuses to serve royalty, so may be able to scab some shifts from her. i have silver service experience (in spilling plum compote over the premier of tasmania~) so may be perfectly placed to spill some beans on Will, Harry or etc.
ooh, someone just coughed.
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