Will

er.. this is me with will smith.... he he

This is from my christmas party at madame toussauds, jamie oliver isnt my real friend. yet.

Pommie Dan

He has many vices, but not the ones you would expect.... ;)

Is he english? is he aussie? hes pommie dan to the aussies and aussie dan to the poms. pick which one you would like him to be, and im sure he will oblige! the only thing you cant ask him for is that toe thing, he wont do that.




Here he is pictured with the hilarious Voice Changer. Ive just realised that in most of the pics i have of dan, im licking his face. no, i wont show them.

The Frase

Some people say he uses super mind powers to remove his y-fronts at night... others say he survives solely on a diet of worms and martini olives. I say he's HOT.

Introducing some of the main characters in the Jelly Adventure.......

Mistress Dory

Sweet as cherry pie

but still all WOMAN...

ok. here you are. all this is MINE!!!!!!!!!!! ALLL MIIIIIIIIIIIIIINE.

Note to self. Don't post drunk again.

Err... any ideas on what the hell I should write about?

Hullo, welcome to jelly adventure royale, big, jiggly blog of me. Stay tuned for my london adventures!